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Ed Podolak Strikes Again

Note how every lush at the table is drinking Corona. Podolak doesn't have time for that Kenny Chesney garbage. Pode sticks with the Diesel.

Fresh New Look, Same Old Shit

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People I would like to punch in the face: Naked YMCA Old Guy

I frequent the Downtown Des Moines YMCA (the one were the bums live) over the noon hour on a fairly consistent basis. Breaking with the tradition of Baird, I shower in the men’s locker room after my quick workout before returning to my job. One certainly expects to see their share of arses and cranks in a locker room, but the older the dude, the more skin will be flashed.

This week, random old dude Tom was telling me how he spent Christmas in Boston visiting his grandson. I may have been able to listen to his heartwarming tale, but he was wearing goggles around his head and standing their butt ass naked within a boner’s reach. Then there is guy who shaves (his face) naked while standing in front of the mirror. Really, do you do that at home? If not, put a fuck towel around your fat waist and do it.

Other annoying YMCA locker room people include:

- Guy who has to take the locker right next to you despite 50 other ones being open
- Guy who insists on shitting in the one stall without a door
- Guy who tries to talk to you while taking a shower
- Guy who pees with no hands

Vote Baby Mangino for SHOTY

It’s about hope and change. A vote for Baby Mangino is a vote for America. Baird in Space proudly endorses Baby Mangino for Deadspin’s Sports Human of the Year (SHOTY).

Baby Mangino may lack experience, but he simply existed and therefore commands Baird in Space’s respect and admiration. Competition is tough this year from renowned author and blog hater, Buzz Bissinger. Bissinger authored such classic sports titles as Friday Night Lights, 3 Nights in August, and I am a Fucking Douche.

Remember, it’s more than just a fat baby. It a really fat baby with a drawn on mustache. Onward.

Cast your vote now!!

Reason #821 to hate the South

War Eagle!!