We are back. Baird in Space has returned from its mission from Mars. I have end my "busy season" of work which included me taking "Costanza's" under my desk for a few hours early Saturday and Sunday morning. It all ended at 5:30 AM on Sunday morning. Try doing detailed analysis at 4 AM. It ain't cool. So, I'm going to try to make up for some lost time here and put forth some good-faith efforts to win back our reader. Here are a few things that happened while work was giving me the business.
Joe Mauer has the Swine Flu: Maybe he has been f*cking pulled pork sandwiches instead of Miss America these days, but the guy has been on the shelf for months. There is something the Twins' Brass isn't telling us because no 25 year old should be out that long with a bad back. 40 year old Larry Bird laying on the sidelines thinks that's ridiculous.
Danny goes on another skiing adventure: This time, the man who put the Quad City DJs on the map headed out to the land that his given us Trey Parker and Tim Allen (thanks Wikipedia) for a solo ski trip. I can picture Danny at some trend bar in Asssssspen, sipping a single-barrel malt whiskey, rocking out to Nugent on the jukebox, and playing Silver Strike. Did you valet that POS car of yours Mr. Rose?
Podolak is BACK!!!!! Pode has quit taking drunken pictures with CO-EDs and sobered up....allegedly. I can't imagine listening to Hawkeye football without the detailed, unbiased work of the man who once passed out on the Pentacrest. Poke has played his cards perfectly in the game of life.
Quick Hits:
Marty Tirrell got canned for dropping F-Bombs on the air.
D. Strawberry claimed to have sex with over 1,000 women. Shawn Kemp calls that March 1996.
Turns out Eilertson was not the Craiglist Killer despite widespread speculation.
The Gays are coming!! The Gays are coming!!
