Monday, December 29, 2008

Breaking News: Freak Accident takes down Rose



Black Hills, SD – Skiing Aficionado and extreme sports enthusiast Danny Rose had a run-in with death during a ski expedition in the wild wild west. Rose had a horrific skiing crash at the Ted Nugent Outdoor Adventure Park. Rose had just went down the Bunny Hill all by himself when he thought he would give the park’s Black Diamond slope, Stranglehold a shot. He failed to realize the brut strength and power of all things related to Ted Nugent and crashed within seconds hurting his shoulder.

“It’s nothing a little Jim Beam can’t heal,” a shaken Danny Rose told friends on a conference call from the town bar.

Rose, 26 is best known for napping and drinking. Recently he has been trying to broaden his horizons by trying new things like skiing and employment.

Back in the Saddle Again


Baird in Space has returned. It’s been damn near 9 months since my last post. With the untimely passing of Ben Baird, it didn’t seem right to continue without one of the 1000s five Baird in Space devoted readers. It is no longer “too soon”. The legacy of the “scum of the Earth” must be preserved through half ass sports blogging on company time. What have we missed since our last posting-

Twins lose a one game playoff to the White Sux.

Baby Mangino

Cedar Rapids gets shit canned by the river

Lurch wins seven Golds in Great Wall Games (see above photo)

That’s about it.