Monday, December 29, 2008

Breaking News: Freak Accident takes down Rose



Black Hills, SD – Skiing Aficionado and extreme sports enthusiast Danny Rose had a run-in with death during a ski expedition in the wild wild west. Rose had a horrific skiing crash at the Ted Nugent Outdoor Adventure Park. Rose had just went down the Bunny Hill all by himself when he thought he would give the park’s Black Diamond slope, Stranglehold a shot. He failed to realize the brut strength and power of all things related to Ted Nugent and crashed within seconds hurting his shoulder.

“It’s nothing a little Jim Beam can’t heal,” a shaken Danny Rose told friends on a conference call from the town bar.

Rose, 26 is best known for napping and drinking. Recently he has been trying to broaden his horizons by trying new things like skiing and employment.

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