It’s about hope and change. A vote for Baby Mangino is a vote for America. Baird in Space proudly endorses Baby Mangino for Deadspin’s Sports Human of the Year (SHOTY).
Baby Mangino may lack experience, but he simply existed and therefore commands Baird in Space’s respect and admiration. Competition is tough this year from renowned author and blog hater, Buzz Bissinger. Bissinger authored such classic sports titles as Friday Night Lights, 3 Nights in August, and I am a Fucking Douche.
Remember, it’s more than just a fat baby. It a really fat baby with a drawn on mustache. Onward.
1 comment:
I have already cast my vote for Bode Lubber multiple times. (Yes, Baby Mangino's alleged real name is B. Lubber) I'm sure it PISSES THE SHIT OUT OF Bissinger that he's not only up for this award, but probably going to lose to a fat baby with a dirty sanchez.
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