Iowa Cubs fan may have to wait a while before Felix Pie (pronounced like the dessert) gets sent down. I'm taking this right for the cubs.com-
...outfielder Felix Pie missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle.
To paraphrase from Curb Your Enthusiasm's Leon Black, Pie must have some long ass balls.
Memo to Chip Carey: Speed does slump when your balls are in a knot.
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