Des Moines, IA- Danny Rose recently confirmed a planned golfing excursion to Tulsa, OK. Accompanying him will be long time friend and former University of Northern Iowa golf “stand-out” Nick Eilertson. Rose and Eilertson plan to depart from Des Moines on Saturday and return Wednesday. The trip coincides with Eilertson’s spring break from University of Iowa Dental School.
Meeting the two in Tulsa will be Darren Kieschnick and his brother Brian both residents of Abilene, TX. Rose fully expects a good time. “The four of us are staying in a shitty hotel. I expect to get fully huggins and play golf. I haven’t seen Darren’s penis in awhile, so I’m really looking forward to that,” Rose told a BIS correspondent.
Kieschnick is best known for such penis tricks as the wrist watch, hamburger, vacuum, growing head, ball punch, and radar.
The timing of the trip is very conspicuous. Rose is entering his third week of unemployment and no job prospects appear on the horizon. Sources claim that he is demanding a minority stake in overseas operations of his next company. Naturally he has not received such an offer.
Eilertson, the former MVC Academic All-American, has fallen upon tough times . He is fresh off losing $300 at Riverside Golf Resort and Casino in Riverside, IA on Saturday. Recently, Eilertson also failed his dental boards and has just regained full driving privileges after losing them for months. “I’ve had my share of issues, but Culver’s is always there for me. At least I don’t shop at Man Express,” Eilerston said.
Express for Men does not carry XXXL clothing.
BIS is unaware of where the foursome will be golfing, but will ask Danny today at lunch. Expect lots of full-frontal male nudity, fat jokes, swearing, drinking, tan lines, and decent golf.
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