Des Moines, IA- Baird in Space (BIS) has learned that Danny Rose unexpectedly resigned from his position at Wells Fargo Home Mortgage on Monday. “Both Wells Fargo and I had different expectations of the future and decided to part ways. I have the upmost respect for the company and wish them well in future endeavors ,” Rose commented. Wells Fargo was not immediately available for comment. Rose served as a Loan Officer for two years prior to his resignation.
Sources close to Rose confirmed that the end was near on Saturday night during a conversation at the Court Ave Brewery. Speculation had run rampant throughout various sources that Rose had lost his passion for the job and was spending most of his day surfing the internet blogs and emailing close friends about trivial topics. “During the last month on the job, I just wanted to pull a Chris Berman and swear at all the fucking idiots around me. Jesus,” said Rose.
Rose plans to spend the next few weeks to relax. Rose says he expects to sleep, watch sports, and frequent the Loft and West Des Moines Public Library. Unnamed sources have linked Rose to job opportunities at Alltel Wireless, Quad City DJs and Fitness Made Simple.
We haven’t seen the last of Danny Rose.
1 comment:
War Danny Rose sticking it to the man a la Tom Juenger. I can just picture him pushing play on his CD player to "Dancing with Myself" and giving double peace signs as he left the building. After 2 years of work, its finally time for Danny to take some nap time.
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